<h3>When you wake up 15 min before your alarm goes off in the morning</h3>
Don’t talk to me, or my son, or my son’s son, or my son’s son’s son ever again.
When u debating on quitting your stupid ass job and focus on ur fitness modelling career, but u realize u ugly AF and u lose followers every time u po...
When you said no thanks to more food but grandmas like “Okay I make more food ” anyways
when your friend says you look skinny and you turn around to see if they playin
When there’s Drama around you and you be pretending not to listen like….
He’s every Crazy Cat Lady’s dream come true! They asked him “Describe your ideal 1st date.” He said: “I’ll ...
I don’t always want to cuddle, but whenb I do, it’s when you’re about to leave for work.
I don’t want the toys that came in the box. I want the box.
I just want someone to look at me the way this cat looks at bacon!!! Is that too much to ask??
Save Water, I’ll Be Your Dishwasher
When the cat is plotting to kill you and the dog is trying to warn you…
Never 1 to turn down a cookie, or 2, or 3… or…. That moment when you’re debating on eating that last cookie even though you just ate...
10 minutes into catnip & chill and he gives you this look
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When your cat realizes you’re in the bathroom without them
When the lights go green!
When someone says my best friend is their best friend.